#rando 78

[ricardo92270]

Rando facile ? C'est plutôt Montfort !

Belle balade de 19 km de gare à gare (78) dans le Parc Naturel Régional de la Haute Vallée de Chevreuse téléchargez la trace de cette randonnée au format .gpx ICI Parmi les grandes transversales des Yvelines, voici une randonnée qui relie les gare de Méré (Direction Dreux depuis Montparnasse), à celle du Perray-en-Yvelines. Cette jolie balade très boisée traverse la paisible ville de…

[ct-hardcase]

lmao help people are glup shitto-ing kanan in the tags of the kanan v bowser post

[donniesgirlie]

Rando #4 NSFW

Okokok

Ok

So

In the 2014 movie, when April finds the tapes of the premutated turtles, it's pretty clear that the boys are red-eared sliders (at least in the lab, ik they're kind of a mashup of different turtles post-mutation, just go with it for this).

Red-eared sliders have a dick that's 30-40% the length of their body - stay with me.

So um... the boys, right?🥲

Mikey is 5'7", Leo 6'4", Raph 6'6", and Donnie 6'8" (according to google)

Converting that to inches:

Mikey 67", Leo 74", Raph 76", and Donnie 78"

Now let's do some math:

30% of 67= 20.1; 40%=26.8

30% of 74= 22.2; 40%=29.6

30% of 76=22.8; 40%=30.4

30% of 78=23.4; 40% =31.2

Mikey's shlong= 20.1 inches to 26.8 inches

Leo's= 22.2 inches to 29.6 inches

Raph's= 22.8 inches to 30.4 inches

Donnie's= 23.4 inches to 31.2 inches

Converting that to the metric system:

51.05cm - 68.07cm

56.38cm - 75.18cm

57.91cm - 77.21cm

59.43cm - 79.24cm

Let's just say "ouch"👁👄👁

Revised Mikey length

[rando-daily]

Rando would never cool meth, I’m reporting you for slander.

looks like i...

BETTER CALL RANDO

(day 78)

[the-log-ffl]

S10:W4

Turds shit on the slayers like the sluts they are! 4-0 and onto the next.  Turds are charging! This is the season, this is the Turd redemption tour, the prairie dog is poking out, I haven’t missed a write up, I haven’t missed a Big Dick, I have successfully made a trade, my content is 15% football talk, which is an increase of 13%. I even just had a rando ask me at Tacos de Mexico if I’m part of that “Big Sur Party League”.  Yes, yes I am. Pretty stellar stats when you put it down on paper.  The Turds next opponent is the 0-4 Spirit Halloween Store. Now, you all know that I respect a seasonal Halloween Store, shit, I employed most of you dicklicks in some way shape or form during that stint, but, if there's one thing I know about Seasonal Halloween stores, is that they don’t do shit in September. It’s October, and only October that dictates their success. So, Spirit’s first true test in the holiday season will be the undefeated former champion, The Embarcadero Burd Turds.  Now, as you all know I am 4-0 on game days where I cold plunge. This next game day however, I am in Las Vegas Nevada at Caesar’s Palace and they unfortunately do not have a cold plunge on site, so I will have to improvise. Sunday morning I have already booked my time down at the gentlemen’s spa. I will start with the Cedarwood Sauna, move onto the Herbal Steam room, and then finish in the Arctic Ice Room. After that, a heavy double stack microdose for myself and the First Lady back at the suite and hopefully fuck. This game plan has to scare the shit out of “Roman” and I’m confident this will be enough to appease the fantasy gods and solidify another Turd victory!

Week 5 Predictions:

Turds over Spirit  101-87

Gringos over Nugs 89-79

Raj=Shit over Discipline 99-78

Sluts over Sordidus 112-110

Beckham over Redfield 97-88

Kick back with a microdose boys, a heavy microdose.

LOG 4 life!

~mish

LOG WEEKLY DICK SIZE RECAP

Ethan App has the BIG DICK OF THE WEEK again: 126 Points

Dusty Gaebel has the small dick of the week: 77 Points

Shawn House has THE THROBBER - 190.64 (S9:W3)

Ethan App has the STINKY DICK - 48.76 Points (S8:W10)

[masterofsevensroad]

go rush episode 78 spoilers

it begins with a flashback to the end of 77. the opening is still the same (the ads are fucking rush links and megaroad 2 now omg)

chupa rolls up to yuuhi and yuudias about meeeg yuudias idk.

taizaki has the meeg costume and damamu just spawns in ig? damamu duels chupa. damamu plays triple tama and summons bluetooth. he fusions them together to get tamaburst and oneshots chupa. the duel was 88 turns long

now everything goes wrong because everyone's a tad different. look here:

full list of oddities (not in order):

-manya has gorilla arms (this was shown in 77) -london's last name is wrong -bochi is a llama -taizaki is meeeg (and does a good job i think) -valvelgear is a bird -the "basketball" thrown by some randos before was a teapot -yuamu refuses to open her eyes -damamu v chupa was 88 turns long -yuuhi is smart now? -chupa is incapable of drawing meeeg both ways(like on a whiteboard and also in drawing cards) -damamu's voice is higher pitched -kawai tell isnt parched -rovian plays the drums -epoch has cardboard armor instead of a box -luge is no longer a chair (he has a sheep that barks) -yuamu's closed eyes are actually painted onto her glasses

and once the kuaidul spacetime darkness breaks, they're back to normal.

MOST OF THE EPISODE WAS A REPEAT OF THE SAME STUFF SHOWN IN THE SAME EPISODE, WITH THE CHARACTERS NARRATING THE ODDITIES OF EVERYONE PRESENT.

something something interstellar change + yuuhi's darkness from 77

the new ending feels like a dm era ending uh. it's basically everyone walking/running past yuudias with the ending line being "everything's going to be alright" hmm

idk what the card was but next time: catboy manabu duels yuamu

tl:dr: this episode is an anomaly. "kuaidul's spacetime" takes over mutsuba town and makes everyone just a bit different (this is symbollized by the darkness eyes.)

[s1x-foot-deep]

got des three in rando-number generator :3

90, 78 and 23

just going with stapler since u didnt specify :]

23. How do they usually wear their hair?

he usually just runs a hand thru it & throws on his sweatband & calls it a day! sometimes instead of the sweatband he wears it in a rattail but not often,

78. If they had a nightmare, who would they run to?

well . he doesnt really have a lot of close friends(ie None) at first & even when he gets to hanging out w the main cast hes nervous to bother anybody so he just. doesn't. go to anybody . just sits in his apartment with all the lights on til hes not scared or daylight rolls around.,.....

90. What is a joke that they would find funny?

dad jokes, word play, dry & surrealist humor are all things he finds funny. i cant think of jokes on the spot </3

[sporadiceagleheart]

It's Friday Y'all know what that means time for one of my Rachel Joy Scott Friday edits Sarah Elizabeth Armstrong, Sarah Elizabeth “Sadie” Ollis Armstrong, Ruth Eleanor Ollis Yenter, DEATH 27 Dec 1988 (aged 78)Ruth Elizabeth Armstrong Sizer, Dr Sarah Elizabeth Reidhead Armstrong, Sarah Elizabeth Armstrong, Sarah Ann Armstrong, Hachikō “Hachi or Chūken Hachikō” Ueno, Rex the Dog, Girl Dog, Milo, Rando the Dog, Spike, Lassie, Lassie Jr., Max Dog, Greyfriars Bobby, Buster Boy, Toto AkA Terry, Barney “The Cemetery Cat” Sampson, Sneaky Pie Siamese “Sneaky” Cat, Grumpy the Cat, Room Eight, Grumpy Cat, Suzy Cat, Simon The Cat Allen, Tippy The Cat, Slick Cat Chidsey, Morris the Cat, Susan Hayward, Cat, Tom Hanks (Cat), Syrka, Panther Cat, Sylvester Bachman “Syllie” Cat, Edle Lee “♥♥” Hecht Cat, Mr. “Bootsie” Boots-Cat, Nagi cat, Gilbert Cat, Snookum White McStay, Butters “The Bean” Bozwick, Danie Cat, You'll Do Lobelia, Rachel Hannah Morin, Rachel Marie Sobkoweak Jackson, Rachel Marie Johnson Janous, Rachel Lauren Lavalley, Rachel Ann Schrette, Rachel Joy Scott, Rachel Erin Rollings, Rachel Dawn Freeman, Rachel Frances Reid, Rachel Elizabeth Payne, Rachel Karin Hurley, Saffie-Rose Brenda Roussos, Saffiatu “Saffie” Bockarie, Leonard “Len” Saffie, Sarrafino Joseph “Saffie” Flammia, Lillie Estelle Lawson Greene, Effie Frances Sandifer Mayhew, Ewing Roy Mayhew, John Atkinson, Courtney Boyle, Kelly Marie Brewster, Georgina Bethany Callander, Olivia Paige “Ollie” Campbell-Hardy, Megan Joanne Hurley, Nell Jones, Sorrell Jenny Leczkowski, Eilidh MacLeod, Chloe Ann Rutherford, Nevaeh Alyssa Bravo, Jacklyn Jaylen “Jackie” Cazares, Makenna Lee “Kenna” Elrod Seiler, Jayce Carmelo Luevanos, Maite Yuleana Rodriguez, Layla Marie Salazar, Eliahna “Ellie or Elle” Torres, Rojelio Fernandez Torres, Alejandro "Ale" Vargas Jr., Ava Jordan Wood, Tristyn Tyne Bailey,

[star-shard]

Why do the haters insist that Priscilla was a 'victim' of Elvis when SHE HERSELF insists she wasn't one at all? I don't understand that one bit.

Because she's a good 'example' of imbalanced relationships.... meanwhile, these same folk ignore the woman herself.

Like, I'm not going to pretend E and P were a perfect relationship, they super were not, the divorce was needed. Big time. But, some folk take her personal story and make it a case study for their own agendas.

As if she's a fictional character.

And even worse, they add in hearsay and straight up lies they heard online into the pot so by the end Elvis has cloven hooves and Pricilla is a helpless babydoll. She's now a 78 grown woman, gave the Baz Elvis movie her blessing, and still looks back on Elvis fondly. She's far beyond a grown ass woman and knows herself more than randos that try to tell her how evil Elvis was The bottom line is: These folk don't want to know Elvis's side of the story. Nor are they really interested in Pricilla's nuanced approach to her former husband.

Idk. It's a good cause to give light to young woman caught up with men of power. I'd never discourage that, that needs a voice. But there are legit some people that just love breaking shit if it makes them look good.

[n3wy0rkd011]

my on repeat lost all three likes overnight. a lot of my playlists lost likes, but i somehow still have 78 rando followers from followback a few yrs ago. i no longer follow any of these guys!

[ricardo92270]

Diagonale royale en forêt de Marly

Randonnée de 20 km de gare à gare entre Poissy et Bougival Téléchargez la trace de cette randonnée au format . gpx ICI Cap à l’ouest de Paris, direction les forêts domaniales de St Germain-en-Laye et Marly . Le parcours de 20 km débute à la gare de Poissy (RER A) et se prolonge sud-est par une traversée intégrale de la forêt de Marly jusqu’à la gare de Bougival. Il est possible de l’écourter en…

[aeneas75]

1

This story starts in a kitchen in a ground floor flat in Somers Town, an inner city estate nestled between three big London terminus. There are two women in the kitchen. The elder, thin and proud with collar length silver hair is seated and dressed as if she is about to go to lunch at a Michelin starred restaurant in a fashionable full length skirt, black polo neck and kitten heels.  

The younger has dark hair swept up in a messy bun and busies herself around the kitchen in leggings and hoodie.

They may be grandmother and granddaughter but there is no family resemblance between the pale skinned younger and rosy cheeked elder. However the warmth between them suggests something more than a professional, hired-help, relationship. 

“Oh Cici. I know that expression and I do not like it one bit.”

“I’m fine. Honestly.”

The older woman did not take her eyes off the younger despite the latter trying to ignore her, busying herself packing away the weekly food shop while the silver haired woman sat impassively, sipping her tea. 

“Cici, I know you. Don't try to pull the wool over my eyes.”

Cici sat down and took a sip of her tea,

“Good tea Isobel. You make the best tea.”

“Cici. Talk.”

“Josh and I split up. No, Josh dumped me. No, actually, it's worse than that. Josh’s ex, well who thought was his ex, Sarah, you know, annoying posh blondie at work who I only sometimes fantasise about murdering…”

“That one who always speaks in meetings and even though she comes out with absolute drivel all the bosses think she’s wonderful?”

“Oh, no, that’s Celine, my actual nemesis. Sarah is not on that level. She’s just the annoying pretty blonde who used to fuck my boyfrend. Sorry. Used to go out with my boyfriend. I only think about murdering Sarah once a week or so. With Celine it’s daily.”

“‘I’m 78 Cici, not a nun. But I don't like it when you swear. It’s vulgar and you are better than that. Please go on but I’m beginning to think you might have anger issues.”

“My anger issues need to get in line behind my anxiety, social awkwardness and all round inability-to-function-in-the-modern-world issues Isobel. 

“Anyway, annoying Sarah comes in and is waving this big rock on her finger and all the girls in the team are running to her and there are dogs south of the river in pain with the noise they are all making. "

She was agitated, her knee bouncing, fidgeting with her hair. 

“And I go toward her trying to work out what the appropriate and not at all patronising thing to say when your boyfriends ex who you didn't even know was dating anyone gets engaged to some rando and then I look over and see Josh getting handshakes and back slaps from the tech boys and he sees me and gives me this weird look half smug and half apologetic and i’m thinking No no no no this is not happening and when I get to Sarah and the coven around her she's telling them how Josh spoke to her father on Saturday afternoon then took her to that fancy rooftop restaurant next to St Pauls and got down on one knee.”

“Oh Cici”. Isobel reached out to stroke Cici’s hand and silence settled between them.

“I got away with it, I think. Some crazy pride thing kicked in and I gave my best fake smile and said how happy I was for both of them and gave her a hug and waited just long enough before I slipped away to cry in a cubicle in the ladies with my fist in my mouth so no one could hear. 

“And i managed to stay till 5pm and left saying I had barre class even though that’s every Wednesday but no one noticed and I’m just trying to work out how i could be so fucking stupid. Sorry. And for Josh, I mean he’s fun and handsome in a posh boy way but he was never The One and I knew that.

“I knew we had gotten together when they were on a break and that things were “complicated” and we had to be discrete and I thought I was being the better woman saving her feelings when all the time I was just the side piece.”

Her voice cracked a little, just enough that someone who knew her well could sense the epth of hurt and anger.

Isobel nodded and waited a while before responding, gently, “How long have you been together?”

“Six months, well would have been six months in a couple of weeks and when I saw him last, on Friday night, the night before he proposed, I talked about going away for our six month anniversary and he just grunted. Which isn't really out of character so I ignored it. 

“But, the signs were all there. The secrecy. Like I could see why we would keep it quiet at work but he never introduced me to his family or any of his friends. Because I was just a dirty little secret on the side. 

“He messaged me that night, to apologise for not giving me the heads up but said that when things calm down we can go back to the way things were. 

“I almost threw my phone across the room before remembering it’s still in contract and I can't afford a new one.”

“You don’t always have to make everything a joke Cici. Not with me. It’s ok to hurt.”

She smiled and mouthed thank you as she breathed through welling tears. 

“I’m more humiliated than anything. I mean, I’m meant to be smart. An adult female with a career and, and …. I can’t stay there Isobel. They’re bringing a pile of wedding magazines in on Monday to look at dresses together and talking about hen weekends and just can't do it. 

“I can say I‘m sick and work from home but only for a while, they’re enforcing the minimum three days in the office. And I hate it there anyway and it’s just, Everything. My anxiety was back before all this and I’m keeping it at bay with yoga and barre and reading loads and going to bed on time. But…

“I’m not you Isobel. Look at you, you're a real London girl, you look amazing all the time. I’m a fuck-up from the sticks who is trying to make it and be someone I’m not and just want to hide from the world somewhere in the middle of nowhere and read and paint and feed the local cat and not speak to anyone.”         

“And, also, and I‘ve been putting off telling you this but I think I'll have to move out. Lucy’s sister is moving down to London so she has said I need to look for somewhere else. She’s not chucking me out, she’s being decent. She said she can sleep on the sofa while I find something else, and it's not new or anything, they have been talking about it for months. 

“I‘ll try and get somewhere close and regardless I'll still do your shopping every Friday and come for Sunday lunch. I’m not breaking up with you,” they laughed together and Isobel gripped her hand tight.

“You’re my best friend in this city Isobel. Wherever I end up I'll still be around. If you’ll have me.” 

“God Cici, if I really am your best friend in this wonderful city then things really are worse than I thought. I might make good tea but I'm hardly a suitable partner in crime for an attractive young single woman.

“More tea?”

They sat in silence, Cici glad she didn't have to make conversation, Isobel’s head nodding in thought. 

“When you say You can’t stay there, what do you mean?” 

“‘I’m going to quit. I feel sick about seeing either of them. If I loved the job I would swallow my pride and push through but i don't, i hate it. I have a little bit saved, not much but I won't starve while I find something else.”

“And do what?” Her eyes were sharp despite her age, Cici could see flashes of the  formidable political operator she once was. 

“I’d love to tell you I'm going to change my life, go back to painting, try and see if I can make a living from it, but in reality I'll get something similar, Digital marketing or web design stuff. I’ve got a bunch of user experience design qualifications from them so I will get something and it will be equally shit but it will be different shit for a bit.”

“Why not change your life and paint? You’re good. Better than good. I’ve told you I will pay for my portrait. Going rate too, no favours. And paint pictures of horses and dogs to sell while you build a reputation.”

“I can’t afford it. Even if I had the energy and focus to paint living in London, it would be crazy financially. I just couldn't pay the rent without a full time job, even sharing with three or four strangers. I’m sorry I‘m not braver but I can't make it work.”

Isobel nodded and the silence resumed.

“Did you mean that? Painting and living somewhere you see nobody? Loneliness can be more difficult than you think.”

Isobel’s pale blue eyes met Cici's brown eyes and they shared a look that told a story of love and friendship and gratitude. 

“Maybe not forever. But for a while.” 

“You know I‘m going to Malcolms for Christmas, aren't you? I’d invite you if I thought, well you are invited”

“No, your family, not mine. I’d feel an intruder. I hate Christmas. Christmas is for people with families. Ideally I'd spend it alone and eat Quality Street and drink wine all day but Lucy will bully me into going to her mums and I’ll drive back from hers to wherever I‘m staying first thing on Boxing day. But I just want to be alone.”

“You’ve been good to me Cici. No, don't wave it away like that. I appreciate it. I appreciate this. And I think I can help you for once.”

Cici smiled indulgently at her neighbour and friend. She had wielded power and influence once, had her own Wikipedia page, even though it was Stub, with a list of her “First woman in Politics to…”

But now she lived alone, hale enough to resist attempts to put her in a home, frail enough to need help carrying her weekly shop that she insisted on doing in person. 

She video-called an adored daughter in Rome every few days, and saw her banker son, Malcolm, every couple of weeks when he could make it in from Hertfordshire to see her, even though he passed within a few dozen yards of her flat four times a week on his way to and from his City office. 

“I still have a house in Scotland. It was Fraser and I’s first home, in the small town he was from, up in the Highlands. We kept it when we came to London, it’s so long ago I can't remember but I think we gave it to Finlay, his brother, to stay in for a while. 

Cici couldn't imagine anyone just giving away a house. 

“Then when Finlay moved away it became a family holiday home. We spent every school holiday there for a while. Kirsty loved it. Malcolm less so. We would use it in the English holidays, Finlay and Jess and their kids in the Scottish holidays, and cousins and whatnot would get use of it too. It’s in a pretty glen, if you like hills and moors and rain and nowhere you can walk in heels.”

“Then when the kids all grew up we rented out to someone, a friend of Finlay’s daughter I think? Fraser always planned for us to move back but I‘m not a small town girl Cici”, she gave a conspiratorial smile. 

”But when Fraser…..” She shrugged and left the words unsaid. 

“It’s had a lovely family in it for a few years but they have moved out to buy somewhere locally. Malcolm of course wants me either to sell it or “make real money” by turning it into a holiday let but it’s a small home for a young family and I won't do that. Fraser would be appalled.”

Despite herself Cici leaned forward and shuffled to the edge of her chair. She wasn't really, she couldn't seriously be offering…  

“It’s been empty for a few weeks, and Eilidh, that’s Findlay and Jess’s youngest, she's an interior designer in Edinburgh and very talented too, you remind me of her…Sorry where was I? 

“Yes, Eilidh has given it a makeover and it’s rather pretty now. If you give me my tablet I’ll show you…

“There is a young family from the village moving in at the start of January. They’re moving back from Glasgow so have things to organise.”

Oh. No. She wasn't offering that. 

“But I don't like the idea of it being empty for weeks on end. Highland winters can be harsh. And I don't like the idea of houses lying empty at all really. 

“It’s at the other end of the country so it's a big commitment. You can't pop back to London for the weekend and really are in the middle of nowhere.”  

Yes. Yes. Cici was packing in her head before her friend had stopped talking. 

“But what about you? I can’t leave you for that long.”

“Yes you can. We can do a big shop just before you go, I have a few lunches planned in December anyway then I'm off to Malcolms in the blasted Shires. I’ll be fine. Well as fine as i can be in the country. And we can meet here again in the New Year and you can tell me how much you missed London. 

“And of course you can stay here while you get a new place sorted, even if I can only offer you a sofa in London.”

“Then Yes. If you're sure. I’d love that Isobel, let me run away for a while. Let me disappear and work things out.” Cici hugged her and fought back tears of relief and gratitude.

[zcay]

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[brain-tagliatelle]

So I saw a post earlier, and it was saying something about how tumblr alters your way of speaking and my memory decides to be absolutely GOLDEN for once in its sad puny life, and I remembered the one time we were discussing philosophical concepts in the LGBTQ+ server.

I asked what everyone’s religions were to get a better idea of where some of their opinions and beliefs were coming from and someone was being needlessly pretentious about it and going off about how there are so many different types of Christianity and how they weren’t Christian but they were, and honestly I was getting pretty sick of it. I understand tryna explain your beliefs, but not being able to in a simple way, but this person was straight up being obnoxious.

I asked them multiple times to explain their beliefs to me as if I knew nothing about it, to just dumb it down, keep it simple, but they kept dropping freaking paragraphs of absolute rubbish. It’s like they were saying so many words, but in the end they all amounted to jack diddly squat.

So I got sick of it and just said “Ah so you don’t subscribe to any one religion, but you try the taster trials for multiple.” I was tryna be as pretentious as them, so that hopefully when they saw how much of a prick it made me sound like, they would just give up the ghost and finally say what their beliefs were. Someone else in the server though, commented about how “subscribe to any one religion” was such a fun way to say it, and I’m 78% sure I got it off of tumblr.

At least we finally got past the whole production over what the flip this randos beliefs were, although they did try to bring the topic back a few times, but we had well and truly moved on. Like, we had been discussing everyone’s religions and beliefs for a solid hour, they had time to disclose theirs and they didn’t, so tough luck. It was especially irritating because this wasn’t just a once of act of being hoity toity. This person was a repeat offender. Any topic, and they’d find a way to twist it to some far off concept, with big ass words that they barely understood.

All in all, they were very difficult to casually converse with (heheh alliteration) but hopefully it was just difficulty conveying things online, because if they turn out to be this obnoxious in person I think I might cry.

[unproduciblesmackdown]

btw i found it very charming that jeff o’ween is That into bowling and is earnestly glad to share that his recent personal best is a 78

[straightfacedstrangeness]

Again the images are unfortunately small, but here are some fun facts from the Titan AE trading cards (courtesy of the Trading Card Database).

Points of interest (to me anyway):

Gune's "species unknown, but rumors persist that he is self-created." That's SO powerful and ridiculous by itself XD but it also explains why the novel makes a point of both Cale and Akima describing him as "unlike any other alien they've ever seen" and being totally fascinated by him. (The movie end credits, meanwhile, call him a "Grepoan.")

Another interesting point on Gune's card that The Valkyrie is referred to as one of the last remaining Earth-built ships. The novel also says it was human-built, and says it was formerly a luxury space yacht that had been heavily modified by previous possibly-space-pirate owners.

Preed's card stating that he and Korso met while both recovering from laser gun wounds in a "back alley hospital" "and the two joined forces, hoping that each had found a trustworthy comrade in a galaxy without much loyalty." I'm LOSING IT imagining these two getting less-than-legal surgery for suspicious wounds in some rando's basement and thinking "Ah, this seems like a guy I can trust!"

Stith's card agrees with the novel that her species is "Mantrin" while the movie end credits call her a "Sogowan." I think I read a wiki entry somewhere claiming she was from the planet "Sogowa," hence "Sogowan," but on the card it names "Solbrecht" as her home.

Also, "Stith's mission: to protect and serve, but only when she's in the mood." Love it

Image IDs and text transcription under the cut.

[Image ID: Images from a set of Titan AE trading cards. Each shows the front and back of the card beside each other. The front of the card shows an image of the character and their name, while the back contains a brief description of them, as follows.

Cale's card (#76 in the set): "Species: Human. Son of the brilliant scientist Sam Tucker, Cale is a natural inventor who escaped Earth's destruction at age five. He lost both parents and was raised by an alien named Tek, a trusted friend of his father. Now a rebellious teenager, Cale uses the map genetically encoded on his hand to assist Captain Korso in completing the Titan project."

Akima (#77): "Species: Human. An Earth refugee, she is now a no-nonsense stay pilot. Akima grew up on a drifter colony, where she learned to fly various kinds of spacecraft. At age 19, her superior flying skills and commanding attitude won her a job piloting the Valkyrie. Akima's mission is to [unreadable] the human dream: to find a new homeworld for mankind."

Korso (#78): "Species: Human. The charismatic captain of the Valkyrie, formerly an officer in the Earth Human Corps. Korso worked closely with friend and confidant Sam Tucker on the top secret "Titan Project." Now Korso's driving goal is to locate Tucker's son, who posseses the map to the Titan's hidden location, and guide the teen in ensuring the Titan's safe retrieval."

Gune (#79): "Species: unknown—but rumors persist that he is self-created. A brilliant yet unconventional navigator, Gune was busy working in his lab when Captain Korso made him an offer he couldn't refuse—to navigate one of the last remaining Earth-built vehicles: the Valkyrie. His mission is to decipher the map on Cale's hand and determine the best route to the Titan."

Preed (#80): "Species: Akrennian. The sly alien Preed is Captain Korso's first mate on the Valkyrie. He lost his left ear and part of his skull in a wild shoot-out five years ago, met Korso (also recovering from laser wounds) in a back alley hospital and the two joined forces, hoping that each had found a trustworthy comrade in a galaxy without much loyalty."

Stith (#81): "Species: Mantrin. Always ready for action, Stith is a cranky master gunner, trained on the mean streets of Solbrecht where her keen eye and lust for extreme fire power earned her a vicious reputation. Currently, she is part of the Valkyrie crew, under command of Captain Korso. Stith's mission: to protect and serve, but only when she's in the mood." End IDs.]